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  pirates or ninjas  
 
pirates
25%
 25%  [ 7 ]
ninjas
75%
 75%  [ 21 ]
 
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HunterXI



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But that's the thing: you don't see Ninjas until they want you to.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates would win this battle for sure, no question. Sure, the ninja may have real ultimate power, but pirates are totally sweet.
They have a variety of factors working in their favor, from the Law of Ninja Effectiveness to the cooperation of the Dread Pirate Roberts. Heck, they even have superior technology! All of you ninja? You have no chance to survive, make your time, etc. etc.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

guillett wrote:
Law of Ninja Effectiveness


no the law of ninja effectiveness is an illusion
the good ninjas always work alone
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely then the most fearsome thing would be a fraction of a ninja. In fact, for ultimate killing potential, one should shave a thin slice of a ninja and dilute it in water. Shake the solution, then dilute 1 part ninja solution to 99 parts water. Repeat this thirty times to produce the most deadly substance in existence. This is in fact how they make H-bombs. The H stands for homeopathic.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

homeopathic ninjas! Twisted Evil
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Kinakin



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you forget something important. You are to brainwashed by movie ninjas. the art of the ninja is not brute force, but sneaky tactics, stealth & deception. The ninjas never won a all out battle. There is a huge difference between assasin skills and warrior skills.

Beeing a ninja doesnt help you squat when the pirate vessel is shelling your village! kataas arent bullet proof. pirates come in day time shell your village steal your women and gold and leave for teh safety of teh sea =) wnches and beer
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HunterXI



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kinakin wrote:
Beeing a ninja doesnt help you squat when the pirate vessel is shelling your village! kataas arent bullet proof. pirates come in day time shell your village steal your women and gold and leave for teh safety of teh sea =) wnches and beer


You're still misunderstanding Ninja mechanics - the identities of Ninjas were shrouded in such secrecy (partly for the Ninjas' sakes, partly as Psychological Warfare), the Pirates wouldn't know what Establishment to shell.

Also, of course Katanas aren't bullet-proof. However, guns aren't Katana-proof, either. A good Katana can cut cleanly through metal (Matrix Reloaded demonstrated this fact for me), to say nothing of the mostly wood-compositions of 16- and 17-century rifles.

Besides, I can buy a Katana here in Massachusetts.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no katanas ARE bullet proof

if you shoot a bullet at a katana (you have to clamp bolth down so the bullet hits the blade dead center)
the bullet will be cut in two

i didn't believe this until i saw the video


and now the find that video since none of you believe me
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that I BADLY. A Katana has trouble going through metal as it is; a bullet would cause the blade to fracture into a lot of shrapnel.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well wait till i find that video
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is a video with pirate vs ninja action

Awesome Funny. How to kill a mockingbird.
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HunterXI



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, yeah, that was pretty damn good Smile

Gotta love College students, they really can take some random thing and make it funny.
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